Hedonistic Hetaira

Hetaira  [hi-tahyuh r-uh]; /hɪˈtaɪər ə/] Greek: “female companion”. Latin:  hetaera.
One of a class of professional independent courtesans besides developing physical beauty, also cultivated their minds and honed their talents far beyond that of the average woman or pornai. The hetairai were also noted for their outstanding physical and cultural accomplishments.

Thank you for joining me today. First, you have my sincere thanks for your consideration and for taking time of your day to peruse my halls. Time is our most valued resource, and I am truly flattered that you wish to share yours with me. I won't prattle on forever, but hope to whet your appetite before you come to meet me in person...which we both already know you are. It is my pleasure to present this piece of myself to you. I recommend holding your device in landscape mode (sideways) or use a laptop for the most tantalising viewing experience.

If you are looking to create some amazing lifelong memories, look no further. No matter how much time we spend together I will leave a long lasting impression on your mind and body.  Do not mistake my confidence for arrogance, as I am anything but! My passion is making others happy and I will do anything in my power to give you the experience you both desire and deserve. I recommend leisurely scrolling through the entire site for both a visual and mental tease.

I am...

Me*lis”sa, n, a feminine name: dim. Missy; Mel; Sweet; Outgoing; Honest; Easy to talk to; Girl next door; Acronym: MELISSA: My Entire Life Is Spent Striving Ahead.
Think back for a moment. Can you remember what it felt like the last time a beautiful, sophisticated, elegant woman sat down at your table and gave you her undivided attention? Do you remember how the concept of time simply no longer existed as the night passed and time flowed?

My life is spent understanding the wants, needs, and desires of those I encounter. Learning, listening, and tailoring our time together to produce an experience you'll never forget. Perfection is not real in our daily lives, but perfect moments can exist. I desire to make you want for nothing after our time together has concluded…except more time together. Each person or couple I meet is uniquely special to me, and I sincerely hope that the unique memories that we will create during the time spent areis equally treasured by you. It truly is the little things that matter most in this world.

I am a walking contradiction, an artist, writer, bibliophile, audiophile, outdoorswoman, budding developer, gamer (see OAQ), sapiosexual and a perfectionist student who enjoys the simpler things in life. I’m known to be quirky, bubbly, fun, down to earth and ready to enjoy a wide range of activities with you, both indoor and out. We have not even scratched the surface. I smile a lot, say y’all, have a “thick” Canadian accent, have strong passions, a whimsical sometimes dark and often dirty sense of humour, and I love to make others laugh. Giving others joy genuinely gives me joy. I don't own a cell phone and as such still have the mindset on communication and interaction most people left behind about ten years ago. I got where I am because I graduated high school two years early, got restless, and travelled working a plethora of odd jobs (some were actually pretty odd). At this point, I’ve visited almost 200 cities and what I've learned is life is not meant to be rushed. It is meant to be leisurely enjoyed like lingering over a fine meal. It’s not a race, a competition, or something to “get done with”. It’s something to wander through and enjoy decadently. I have lived two or three lifetimes already, with no plans to stop. In addition to companionship I am currently focusing on school, developing my art, a small side business, and staying in good shape. Health, fitness, and delicious food are all very important to me.

Aesthetically, I’m a natural redhead (but always go redder) with luscious lips that speak with passion and soulful black eyes that understand your deepest fantasies. I am but white clay looking for your warm, firm hands to knead the softest skin you'll ever touch -- alabaster porcelain in the winter, delicately sunkissed in the summer -- with fine constellations of freckles waiting to be kissed. I describe my figure as hourglass, or “thin with curves”. I am not a “spinner”, I am thinner than average, but I don’t need yoga pants to make my ass look good. I was told once that I was built for speed and pleasure, and I would love to maintain that description for as long as I am able.

Overall, I am a driven and motivated person but also incredibly laid back. I am a strong believer in personal liberty and freedom, and the right to self expression (whether I agree with what you say or not!). I believe "live and let live" is a great philosophy as well as "treat others how you wish to be treated", "pay it forward", and "it is better to give than receive". The more positivity you put into the world, the more you draw from it. I invite you to read my philanthropy section for more details on my philosophies on giving, and I also look forward to hearing from you to set up our visit.

Pura Vida! I can’t wait to spoil you!
Girl 's Night
While I do specialise in longer flights of relaxation and prefer visits are a minimum of two hours, I can appreciate and respect that not everyone can always indulge in them.  Short Escapes provide a brief oasis in the desert of the work week. Allow yourself to explore all five senses after you are greeted by soft lighting, the light scent of flowers, and a beautiful woman eagerly awaiting your arrival.

The Mariposa Experience

Have you ever wanted to get completely lost in a moment? To close your eyes and let go of all stress as you breathe in the scent of a curvaceous, supple woman? The whispers of fingers across silklike skin, tangled in hair, sperhaps traying to more delicate places. From the moment you lock eyes hearts are racing, tension builds, culminating in a full body release that will leave you indefinitely enraptured. During the long days at work — when your mind wanders to fonder places — you'll find yourself craving her. Needing to indulge in her again. Is this the experience and memory you seek? If the answer is yes, go no further. You're looking for my signature package, The Mariposa Experience (TME).

Ribbon Cutting

Deciding to take the step and have your first experience with a woman can be nerve wracking. I am here to ease your anxiety and guide you on the journey from one side to the other. We will take things at your pace, your comfort level and you will be left with a lifelong memory you will treasure. Guaranteed to be a much better story than your the average awkward experience in the back of a car after a school dance and possibly intoxicated. When you want something done right, leave it to a professional.


I am your unicorn, your butterfly. Indulging in a couple and helping enchance their relationship is one of the most rewarding things I do. I am a sensual supplement and an intense inamorata who will heighten the intensity of our encounter. I am here to help you create and live out the experience you've fantasised about for so long.

Wild Side

I have perfect, pedictured, petite feet that love to be worshipped...and that's just the beginning. I have many other femdom and findom offerings, and one or two submissive. Please contact me for more details.

FOR VISITS IN NEVADA: Please do not email me asking me for rates while I am at the Ranch in Nevada or attempt to initiate any such discussion of numbers regarding appointments at the Ranch. Romance and finance are best kept separate until we are in my bedroom due to Nevada state law. 

For all other offerings please contact me via email to get started building your experience and choosing a date. Each package is custom tailored to your specific desires, and I offer no "standard service". I love meeting new people, so please do not hesitate to reach out via email so we can have a discussion and set a date for our visit. The numbers part isn't scary, I promise.

A discreet and anonymous deposit is required on visits over four hours or if the visit requires any travel. A cancellation fee of 50% applies if a visit is cancelled 24 hours or less before the start time. 

I look forward to creating memories with you!
What to expect from me
Everything I said above is real — I've always felt lying on your website is pointless because it's exposed the second they meet you. You truly will find a beautiful woman freshly showered and floral scented, wearing light makeup, and a gold ombre on my fingers and toes. I will only drink if you're drinking.
What I expect from you
I expect you to be clean and well mannered. Please wash your hands upon arrival, even if you do not wish to take a shower. I have mints to freshen your breath, and an assortment of wet wipes -- but I honestly prefer you take a shower. I have a variety of toiletries for during and after, as well as disposible shower slippers and a clean towel for each visitor. It's no fun to spend time with someone who isn't as fresh as I am.
I expect you to conduct yourself in a gentlemanlike fashion, in a respectful manner at all times. I have a live and let live philosophy, so my bedroom is a judgement free zone. If it doesn't hurt us, it's not our business. That means I will not tolerate hate speech -- whether it's about "fucking pussy liberals" or "Biblethumping assclowns" or "the gays" or "Jesus freaks". Don't care - judgement and divisionism aren't my deal. We can discuss anything you want, but buzz words? Best left for arguing on the internet when you're bored. That being said, we CAN all agree that fascists, Nazis/neo-Nazis, and white supremacy are bad. If you support or can "understand where they're coming from" I'm not the companion for you but I can recommend a few you may jive with.
The Verification Guide
When I am at the Ranch, I accept walk-ins but greatly prefer if you book an appointment in advance. Between school, fitness, and other business ventures I keep myself very busy and would absolutely hate to keep YOU waiting while I got ready. Your time is valuable and so by at least giving me an hour heads up you're coming (call 866-820-9100 and letting them know you are on the way) I can be prepared. If you don't give notice, I thank you in advance for your patience -- I am usually doing nerd stuff (coding, designing, digital painting, reading, or tweeting) or in the gym punishing myself lovingly with power yoga, so I need a little time to clean up what I was doing and get myself cute for you.

All other visits require pre-booking. Same day visits are rarely available and I wouldn't ever recommend you count on them to be.
  • Mar 1-12: Sheri's Ranch
  • Mar 13-17: Please Enquire
  • Mar 20-27: Sheri's Ranch
  • May 1-7: Sheri's Ranch
  • May 15-31: Sheri's Ranch
Occasionally Asked Questions

I really don't have a phone. Really really! I do not subscribe to the theories of instant gratification and entitlement to someone else's time. "How" I managed is the same way we all did before they existed, and it's really not that big a deal. I can't imagine wanting or having the internet in my pocket full time when it's so easy to connect to everywhere I go, and on a proper size screen. It's also a good litmus test for comprehension — someone who tells me to text or call them clearly did not read my webpage. Also, I hate on-screen keyboards and couldn't imagine deriving any enjoyment of the internet in all of its postage stamp glory, so I gave it all a pass and never looked back. I do have an iPad, a Surface Pro, 2 laptops, and 2 desktop computers so I'm not hurting for electronics (though one of my laptops is on its last leg). I am as connected as I want to be, when I want to be, on my terms. Access to me (and my time) is on my terms. Yes, it's glorious.

From the age of 5 onward! I play mostly retro Nintendo, PS2, and modern Nintendo. I own every Nintendo (except GameCube), every PlayStation except 1 and 4, and every XBOX. I do carry a console and a handheld on the road. PC Master Race. I also really enjoyed the failure known as the CD-i. My favourite franchises are Mario, Zelda, and Fallout (except 3) -- in no order. I'm into indie games, especially the ones that are done in 8 or 16bit styles.

I own the original triology 10th anniversary VHSes. I think the despecialised edition is the best. Han shot first. My favourite watch order for the entire franchise is 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8. This gets you invested in Anakin and gives you a different view of Vader and his story line. And yes, I skipped 1 -- JarJar and the lot can kindly fuck off. Also, the Robot Chicken Star Wars triology is amazing if you haven't seen it (even if you don't like RC!)

From the ground up. I was absolutely sick of WordPress. There were parts of the desired back-end development that went beyond my scope of my knowledge. Luckily being a nerd yields nerd friends, and I was able to go to one of them and get all of the help I needed. I also had a lot of help from a security consultant, because now more than ever you need assurance that the sites we visit are as secure as possible.

Yes! I have a small business where I offer web design (or re-design), branding (or re-branding), social media growth/marketing/consultation, and financial guidence. I have been involved in this industry for a number of years decided instead of writing articles about things I would prefer to help people hands on. You may find my consultation website here.

Rock Knock Photography

In the state of Nevada I am only licensed to discuss matters of finance on the property, in my bedroom. Also, all packages are custom built for each visitor around multiple factors and as such there is no 'standard rate'. Numbers don't bite and I only bite if you want me to, please just reach out so we can have an easy and painless discussion.

The number of fucks I give about your melanin levels: 0. The number of fucks I give about racial stereotypes that probably don't apply to you: 0. The number of fucks I give about the country of origin of your ancestors. The number of fucks I give about making sure you have a nice time: 1,000,0007.

Real Talk for a minute here — every gross, sketchy, bad, or dangerous experience I've ever had has been with a white man. However that does not make all white men gross, sketchy, bad, or dangerous. There's bad apples everywhere, in every group but in no way do I wish to paint everyone with one brush based on something so meaningless. I celebrate and embrace all ethnicities.

Absolutely. Discrimination is not my strong suit. I am happy to work with everything except a colostomy bag with my sincere apologies.

Yes, but please be aware that your experience can be physically inhibited if you are over 450 lbs. There is only so much I can do to accommodate you, realistically speaking.

I see both solo women, and couples. I adore both!

Absolutely! I do not care how you identify or what's in your pants.

Yes, regardless of whether you meant a newbie to companionship or a newbie to everything.

Yes, I have several ladies at the Ranch we can have join us for a great time. Please email me to discuss this.

Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mexican and Chinese are my favourites if we'll be eating out. I live and eat pretty clean, but can find something anywhere you like to eat and am not fussy.

5'5'', 32GG-24-34, size 0/2. I can wear tight bottoms and stretchy tops. Gift cards are best if you want to buy me clothes, really.

Amazon and SOL Lingerie are my favourites. In terms of regular clothes, Lululemon and REI (or MEC) are always a safe bet. Any "sporty" store like Dick's, UA, Nike are also safe bets.

Please mention this when we initiate contact. Please note that there is an extra charge for this, and it is not small.

I think we're in an era where if you want to dig around on what's out there on someone, it's best just to ask Uncle Google. However, you can find some very tasteful reviews of me on the Sheri's website and testimonials right here on my own site. I do not like the crass style of Penthouse forum reviews, and appreciate your understanding and discretion when writing them.

Good memory! In 2014. However, I regularly clean up my digital footprint so the original copy is no longer there in what I would consider a readable format but most of it was archived. Here you go.

Yes. Writing in it more is a patreon goal of mine.

My philosophy and purpose
The BEST gift is your company on a repeat visit and paying it forward to others. If you wish to spoil me, I have an Amazon wishlist. Also, my birthday is June 20th. I also adore gift cards to SOL, Amazon, Natural Grocers, Whole Foods, Lowe’s, Home Depot, Williams-Sonoma, Dick's, Under Armour, Nike, REI (or MEC). However, my true passion is “outreach work” so if you buy me gift cards, just know it's probably going partly towards me and mostly towards that. I like to do several yearly “drives” and the gift cards help me meet those goals such as putting together food/clothing boxes for the women's shelter, donating building materials to lower income areas and churches, donating art supplies and school supplies to low income classrooms.Our lives are but a speck of dust in the grand scheme of this existence, and our entire purpose on this earth is to make it better for the next group of people that come along. We live in the age of arrogance, and we can only move out of that by recognizing it and doing more for others. The only way I see to do that, is by improving the lives of people who are alive today and need help so that they can build better futures to pass on. So, that's my purpose.
Gifting Me
I have an Amazon wishlist for at home and an Amazon wishlist for when I'm at the Ranch for your convenience. I also appreciate gift cards to practically anywhere. To give you some ideas: Amazon, SOL, Nordstrom, Lowe’s, Home Depot, Williams-Sonoma, Dick's Sporting Goods, Nike, Under Armour, Amazon, REI, Newegg, Jerry's Art-O-Rama, and the Nintendo E-Shop.
Paying it forward
Most of my outreach work is hands on. I typically do not support most charities (there are exceptions for areas I feel I cannot physically help out in, which you can find below) because most CEOs make an excessive amount of money. Look, everyone's got to make a buck and everyone is entitled to get ahead, but I’m not donating thousands of dollars so the CEO of the HelpMe Inc can drive around in an R8 pretending they're actually doing something, all the meanwhile donating less than someone who makes 1/3 of their income. 

I don’t want “X cents on the dollar” to help people, I want to help people. So my work specializes in areas where I can cut out the Audi driving middle man. At this point, you may be sensing a theme in where I like to do my work ;). Other areas involve homeless (specifically drug addicts, mentally ill, teens, and battered women), survival sex workers, and “at risk” youth. There is no such thing as a “lost cause” when you are referring to a human being. You can best help by donating amazon gift cards from my wishlist or bringing a donation of cash or grocery gift cards in person.
Charities I *DO* support
As a massive nerd myself, I very much support more women in STEM and unlike other areas this is not really one I can help out in a "hands on" way". I think the only way to make change to how unwelcoming it is to us is to ignore the haters, and push forward. There will be threats, discouragement, and harassment all along your path — but hang in there. MLK Jr and Harvey Milk did not make change by letting those things scare them off. My biggest area of focus is getting more women into the programming and gaming industries, but women in ALL areas of STEM would be amazing! Please give to these charities to help support this cause:
You may be asking yourself WHY? at this point. Why? The real question is why NOT? We are in such a position of privilege in this industry to really reach people with resources who can help those much less privileged. It is also a great way to spend the free time this job affords me (when I’m not using it all for school anyway!), and a way to make a positive impact using an industry most see as a blight on society. We are not all stereotypes.
Another reason is power. The amount of money in this industry is immense. Literally, millions -- possibly hundreds of millions. We have true financial pull as an industry, and yet we remain stimgatised and even when working legally are put on the same level as drug dealers and thieves. That's the opposite of true. And I feel that if all of us did positive work for our communities, and started putting our money where our mouths are and became role models, mentors, and philantrhopists there's going to come a point where we're doing so much good that they would look like assholes to try and stigmatise us. Why do we not have a lobby in Washington? We could. We just need to legitimise ourselves first, and the easiest way I see to begin that process is by strengthening our communities and actually making a difference.

I was extremely nervous when Missy met me at the door. I found her easy going nature and warm touch soothing. We talked for a long time, and I found I can't get enough of this understanding soul, whose heart is rich in compassion. She has an undeniable passion for people.

As we sat talking on her sofa, she gently brushed up against my arm and legs. She can't hold back her exuberance for life which flows from her depths and culminates in her smile. Missy has electric eyes that sparkle on an enchanting face and a body capable of fulfilling the subtle promises of her sexuality.

Missy is an experience second to none.

Scheduled visit for myself and my partner with Missy and was more than a little nervous about what to expect. Less than 5 minutes in it felt like we where sitting with an old friend. She is beautifully, easy to talk, intelligent, has amazing life experiences to share. (could have spent hours listening to her talk). Words can’t even begin to describe how unbelievable it was once we got comfortable. Our best expectations were blown way by this beautiful unicorn (they exist!!). Once in a lifetime experience that we already plan to repeat.

As I was looking for Missy I wasn't exactly sure what I was looking for but I knew that I would know when I found her. I came across her site and a few things stood out that were important to me. She didn't have a phone, her site was very professional and elegant and there is enough substance to her site that you get some sense of what her personality might be like. So I decided that I wanted to schedule time with her. We traded emails. Next came her verification. It was simple enough and she walked me through the process. I was a first timer and I was especially glad that such a high class provider would even agree to see a total newbie. Missy's instructions were very helpful and I followed them to the letter and arrived with no issues and her location was easy to find using her directions. I liked that I didn't have to wait until the day of to get last minute instructions or an address. I arrived to a quiet, low key location in the suburb. I was greeted by the ambience that set the mood for our encounter. I sat down with Missy and we began to chat and I was immediately put at ease by this polished provocateur. She is truly the total package. She is as smart as she is beautiful. She is the hot nerd girl or the sexy librarian that you ALWAYS fantasized about and wondered what lay beneath. I found that I became completely lost and transfixed in my time with Missy. So much so that I ran over my time significantly. Being the professional that she is Missy simply asked me about how much time I had booked to help me to realize that my time was up. Although it was my fault I was very impressed by how she handled it. So if you are looking for a service or a mechanical provider who is simply a means to an end then Missy is not your girl. Missy is an experience . Missy is that best friend of a girl who is just cool as hell. She is the consummate professional who would be equally as comfortable by your side while entertaining clients at dinner or relaxing with you by a fire in jeans and a t-shirt. If you enjoy a sophisticated woman who puts you at ease and yet, is incredibly beautiful and EMBODIES the phrase "relaxation specialist" then you owe it to yourself to experience Missy. Anyone can provide a service - very few offer a true EXPERIENCE...experience Missy!

I have been seeing Missy for the better part of a year now, and I don’t see that stopping anytime in the near future. As I have gotten to know this wonderful lady, the layers of the onion keep peeling back to reveal what a wonderful human being she truly is. I am continually learning from her how to be a better person, and at every step of the way, she challenges me even further. This might not sound like the description of your typical model, but that’s just my point. Missy is far from that. This lady is equal parts bombshell, life coach, therapist and confidant. Whatever it is that makes you tick, It will not take Missy long to figure out, and she won’t soon forget it either. She is very skilled at making you completely comfortable in whatever setting you are in when you visit her. She really knows how to set a mood, and is incredibly hospitable to her friends and visitors. She also knows her way around the kitchen, as a gourmet chef. From a purely physical standpoint, Missy has always been a drop dead gorgeous figure of a woman, but recently she has made some “upgrades” to her profile that really transform her into a hourglass shaped pinup girl with a very vintage look and feel, but with a very modern bohemian twist. Her personality and many various quirks are far too deeply layered to take in in just one single visit of even several hours, so I highly recommend making Missy a frequent blip on your radar. You will not be disappointed, and whatever you invest in your relationship with her will come back to ten fold!

Missy was AMAZING and I will have to repeat soon! I contacted Missy via email and set up a time and she replied within the hour. I did this a week in advance. This lady is a true professional and highly intelligent make no mistake she is the real deal. We had a nice little conversation. She is just the most down to earth person that you will ever meet, she takes interests in her clients and really gets to know them. If she comes to your area, look her up you will not be one bit sorry. Like I said up top she is a true professional and holds her self to a very high standard.

When you enter you are welcomed by soft light and the smell of wildflowers. Once inside you are greeted by a lovely voice that makes you feel welcome. Within seconds she engages you to make you feel comfortable in the space. Conversation with Missy can be anything you want it to be. She can speak on any topic. But know your stuff cause she truly knows hers. After getting to know each other intellectually she guides you to a more comfortable space. She is soft, and very gorgeous. Her beautiful eyes look through you not just at you. The experience was magic. Her sweet smell, soft skin made my heart pound. I did not want it to end. Missy is my kind of women. Read her website and know what your getting first. I for one will be a regular.

Missy is a unique experience. She is well spoken, educated, opinionated, and loves spending time with others. Conversation flowed naturally and she met all expectations. What you see on her site is what you get. She fulfilled everything I wanted and needed. I could see her fulfilling roles. Her people skills are phenomenal and time with her will not disappoint.

Having had the pleasure of seeing Missy Mariposa several times, I can say that she is truly a rare breed among models. From the second you walk in the door, until the moment you leave, you will forget that you're paying her, but instead you’ll think you’re in the company of a great companion and friend. From the amazing lighting, to the essential oils being diffused into the air, she really knows how to create an atmosphere that oozes loving care. An excellent conversationalist, Missy never ceases to impress me with her intellect and wit. She is a genuinely caring sweetheart and kind soul. She is certainly hovering near the top of my list. Time with Missy Mariposa is not to be missed, if you can make it happen. 12 out of 10 stars!

It was early afternoon on a pleasant day. She opened the door. Dark curls of soft, gracefully scented hair bouncing above the shoulders of her simple little green and white dress. She wore very little makeup, none was needed. She offered an inviting gesture and a pleasing greeting with a hug and a peck. She stood barefooted and a little shorter than I expected. Her confidence was the first notable attribute. We sat down and talked. Her second notable attribute, easy in conversation. We spoke of politics, religion, history, In fact no topic I used to ease my discountenance caught her off guard. I had just entered the domain of an educated, intelligent self-confident lady.

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