Have you ever wanted to get completely lost in a moment? To close your eyes and let go of all stress. Time will ebb away from your body as you allow yourself the release of true relaxation. Is this the experience and memory you seek? If the answer is yes, go no further. You're looking for my signature self care package where we focus entirely on your quest to Treat Yo Self. This package is anything and everything you want it to be, and will provide a brief oasis in the desert of the work week. Completely customised to your needs, you can allow yourself to explore all five senses after you are greeted by soft lighting, the light scent of flowers, and a coy, whimsical woman who is delicately dressed and eagerly awaiting your arrival.
My background is in cooking and sharing food is one of life's greatest pleasures. As such, I offer a Dinner Party addon where I craft the meal of your dreams for us to leisurely share. In a room without a clock, time melts away as we indulge in fine food, fine drink, and the finest company. If it is your first time ever spending time with a lady, I strongly suggest asking me to host a Dinner Party for us, or at least adding an extra hour to your desired time for us to enjoy a fine meal together first.
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I make sure you are who you say you are and that it is safe for us to have a visit. Nothing more, nothing less. The information is destroyed once you are verified and I do not keep emails once a visit is completed. I do not have client records, notes, or any sort of database. My site is on a dedicated offshore server, my reservation form is secured via SSL, and no data is sent via email with ProtonMail being used for all follow up communication. Signal communication is also available for regular visitors.
Cash is king.
Crypto is a close second, gift cards are a distant third. Thinks like grock are fine for gifts but never visits. You are welcomed to place deposits and/or pay in advance via money order or crypto.
I'm honestly insulted when people ask this. The assumption that I am a thief because of my profession does not please me. Yes, I've worked for this long to build an amazing career so I can throw it away for 25% of a single visit. This clearly makes a lot of sense and jives with everything you know about me right? Okay, sarcasm off. No, I am not going to steal your deposit. I have laid out my policies clearly to avoid any confusion regarding deposits and refunds.
I really don't have a smartphone. Really, really! I have a clamshell to verify web accounts and for emergencies but half the time it's dead in my glovebox with no minutes (got my twitter account locked for a week over that...whoops). I just do not subscribe to the theories of instant gratification and entitlement to someone else's time. "How" I managed is the same way we all did before they existed, and it's really not that big a deal. I can't imagine wanting or having the internet in my pocket full time when it's so easy to connect to everywhere I go, and on a proper size screen. It's also a good litmus test for comprehension — someone who tells me to text or call them clearly did not read my webpage. Also, I hate on-screen keyboards and couldn't imagine deriving any enjoyment of the internet in all of its postage stamp glory, so I gave it all a pass and never looked back. I do have an iPad, a Surface Pro, 2 laptops, and 2 desktop computers so I'm not hurting for electronics at all. I am as connected as I want to be, when I want to be. Access to me (and my time) is on my terms. Yes, it's glorious.
From the age of 5 onward! I play mostly retro Nintendo, PS2, and modern Nintendo. I own every Nintendo (except N64, it shat the bed. I did fianlly get a GC though!), every PlayStation except 1 and 4, and every XBOX. I do carry a console and a handheld on the road. PC Master Race. I also really enjoyed the failure known as the CD-i. My favourite franchises are Mario, Zelda, and Fallout (except 3/4) -- in no order. I'm into indie games, especially the ones that are done in 8 or 16bit styles. I also own an arcade machine. You know more about that if you're a subscriber though.
Photos you see on this site were done by Megan Love, Black Lotus Photo, and Rock Knock Photography.
I see anyone except openly asinine white supremacists. Black, LGBTQ, couples, folks with a disability are all welcomed. I have ample experience in the latter.
5'5'', 32GG-24-34, size 0/2. I can wear tight bottoms and stretchy tops. Gift cards are best if you want to buy me clothes, really. That IS why you're asking...right? 😉
Lowe's, Southwest, Amazon and SOL Lingerie are my hands down favourites. In terms of regular clothes, Nordstrom, Lululemon are always a safe bet. Any "sporty" store like REI (or MEC), Dick's, UA, Nike are also generally safe because I always need hiking and workout gear.
Good memory! However, I regularly clean up my digital footprint so the original copy is no longer there in what I would consider a readable format but most of it was archived. Here you go.
Not under this name, no.