I really don't have a smartphone. Really, really! I have a clamshell to verify web accounts and for emergencies but half the time it's dead in my glovebox with no minutes (got my twitter account locked for a week over that...whoops). I just do not subscribe to the theories of instant gratification and entitlement to someone else's time. "How" I managed is the same way we all did before they existed, and it's really not that big a deal. I can't imagine wanting or having the internet in my pocket full time when it's so easy to connect to everywhere I go, and on a proper size screen. It's also a good litmus test for comprehension — someone who tells me to text or call them clearly did not read my webpage. Also, I hate on-screen keyboards and couldn't imagine deriving any enjoyment of the internet in all of its postage stamp glory, so I gave it all a pass and never looked back. I do have an iPad, a Surface Pro, 2 laptops, and 2 desktop computers so I'm not hurting for electronics at all. I am as connected as I want to be, when I want to be, on my terms. Access to me (and my time) is on my terms. Yes, it's glorious.
From the age of 5 onward! I play mostly retro Nintendo, PS2, and modern Nintendo. I own every Nintendo (except GameCube), every PlayStation except 1 and 4, and every XBOX. I do carry a console and a handheld on the road. PC Master Race. I also really enjoyed the failure known as the CD-i. My favourite franchises are Mario, Zelda, and Fallout (except 3/4) -- in no order. I'm into indie games, especially the ones that are done in 8 or 16bit styles. I also own an arcade machine. You know that if you're a member of my Patreon though.
I own the original triology 10th anniversary VHSes. I think the despecialised edition is the best. Han shot first. My favourite watch order for the entire franchise is 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8. This gets you invested in Anakin and gives you a different view of Vader and his story line. And yes, I skipped 1 -- JarJar and the lot can kindly fuck off. Also, the Robot Chicken Star Wars triology is amazing if you haven't seen it (even if you don't like RC!)
From the ground up. I was absolutely sick of WordPress. There were parts of the desired back-end development that went beyond my scope of my knowledge. Luckily being a nerd yields nerd friends, and I was able to go to one of them and get all of the help I needed. I also had a lot of help from a security consultant, because now more than ever you need assurance that the sites we visit are as secure as possible. I built In God We Tryst with Joomla! (emphasis theirs)
Yes! I have a hosting company called Red Umbrella Hosting and also do web design. You can find us here.
In the state of Nevada I am only licensed to discuss matters of finance on the property, in my bedroom. Also, all packages are custom built for each visitor around multiple factors and as such there is no 'standard rate'. Numbers don't bite and I only bite if you want me to, please just reach out so we can have an easy and painless discussion.
The number of fucks I give about your melanin levels: 0. The number of fucks I give about racial stereotypes that probably don't apply to you: 0. The number of fucks I give about the country of origin of your ancestors. The number of fucks I give about making sure you have a nice time: 1,000,0007.
Real Talk for a minute here — every gross, sketchy, bad, or dangerous experience I've ever had has been with a white man. However that does not make all white men gross, sketchy, bad, or dangerous. There's bad apples everywhere, in every group but in no way do I wish to paint everyone with one brush based on something so meaningless. I celebrate and embrace all ethnicities.
Absolutely. Discrimination is not my strong suit. I am happy to work with everything except a colostomy bag with my sincere apologies.
Yes, but please be aware that your experience can be physically inhibited if you are over 450 lbs. There is only so much I can do to accommodate you, realistically speaking.
I see both solo women, and couples. I adore both!
Absolutely! I do not care how you identify or what's in your pants.
Yes, regardless of whether you meant a newbie to companionship or a newbie to everything.
Yes, I have several ladies at the Ranch we can have join us for a great time. Please email me to discuss this.
Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mexican and Chinese are my favourites if we'll be eating out. I live and eat pretty clean, but can find something anywhere you like to eat and am not fussy.
5'5'', 32GG-24-34, size 0/2. I can wear tight bottoms and stretchy tops. Gift cards are best if you want to buy me clothes, really.
Please mention this when we initiate contact. Please note that there is an extra charge for this, and it is not small.
I think we're in an era where if you want to dig around on what's out there on someone, it's best just to ask Uncle Google. However, you can find some very tasteful reviews of me on the Sheri's website and testimonials right here on my own site. I do not like the crass style of Penthouse forum reviews, and appreciate your understanding and discretion when writing them.
Good memory! In 2014. However, I regularly clean up my digital footprint so the original copy is no longer there in what I would consider a readable format but most of it was archived. Here you go.
I was extremely nervous when Missy met me at the door. I found her easy going nature and warm touch soothing. We talked for a long time, and I found I can't get enough of this understanding soul, whose heart is rich in compassion. She has an undeniable passion for people.
As we sat talking on her sofa, she gently brushed up against my arm and legs. She can't hold back her exuberance for life which flows from her depths and culminates in her smile. Missy has electric eyes that sparkle on an enchanting face and a body capable of fulfilling the subtle promises of her sexuality.
Missy is an experience second to none.
Scheduled visit for myself and my partner with Missy and was more than a little nervous about what to expect. Less than 5 minutes in it felt like we where sitting with an old friend. She is beautifully, easy to talk, intelligent, has amazing life experiences to share. (could have spent hours listening to her talk). Words can’t even begin to describe how unbelievable it was once we got comfortable. Our best expectations were blown way by this beautiful unicorn (they exist!!). Once in a lifetime experience that we already plan to repeat.
As I was looking for Missy I wasn't exactly sure what I was looking for but I knew that I would know when I found her. I came across her site and a few things stood out that were important to me. She didn't have a phone, her site was very professional and elegant and there is enough substance to her site that you get some sense of what her personality might be like. So I decided that I wanted to schedule time with her. We traded emails. Next came her verification. It was simple enough and she walked me through the process. I was a first timer and I was especially glad that such a high class provider would even agree to see a total newbie. Missy's instructions were very helpful and I followed them to the letter and arrived with no issues and her location was easy to find using her directions. I liked that I didn't have to wait until the day of to get last minute instructions or an address. I arrived to a quiet, low key location in the suburb. I was greeted by the ambience that set the mood for our encounter. I sat down with Missy and we began to chat and I was immediately put at ease by this polished provocateur. She is truly the total package. She is as smart as she is beautiful. She is the hot nerd girl or the sexy librarian that you ALWAYS fantasized about and wondered what lay beneath. I found that I became completely lost and transfixed in my time with Missy. So much so that I ran over my time significantly. Being the professional that she is Missy simply asked me about how much time I had booked to help me to realize that my time was up. Although it was my fault I was very impressed by how she handled it. So if you are looking for a service or a mechanical provider who is simply a means to an end then Missy is not your girl. Missy is an experience . Missy is that best friend of a girl who is just cool as hell. She is the consummate professional who would be equally as comfortable by your side while entertaining clients at dinner or relaxing with you by a fire in jeans and a t-shirt. If you enjoy a sophisticated woman who puts you at ease and yet, is incredibly beautiful and EMBODIES the phrase "relaxation specialist" then you owe it to yourself to experience Missy. Anyone can provide a service - very few offer a true EXPERIENCE...experience Missy!
I have been seeing Missy for the better part of a year now, and I don’t see that stopping anytime in the near future. As I have gotten to know this wonderful lady, the layers of the onion keep peeling back to reveal what a wonderful human being she truly is. I am continually learning from her how to be a better person, and at every step of the way, she challenges me even further. This might not sound like the description of your typical model, but that’s just my point. Missy is far from that. This lady is equal parts bombshell, life coach, therapist and confidant. Whatever it is that makes you tick, It will not take Missy long to figure out, and she won’t soon forget it either. She is very skilled at making you completely comfortable in whatever setting you are in when you visit her. She really knows how to set a mood, and is incredibly hospitable to her friends and visitors. She also knows her way around the kitchen, as a gourmet chef. From a purely physical standpoint, Missy has always been a drop dead gorgeous figure of a woman, but recently she has made some “upgrades” to her profile that really transform her into a hourglass shaped pinup girl with a very vintage look and feel, but with a very modern bohemian twist. Her personality and many various quirks are far too deeply layered to take in in just one single visit of even several hours, so I highly recommend making Missy a frequent blip on your radar. You will not be disappointed, and whatever you invest in your relationship with her will come back to ten fold!
Missy was AMAZING and I will have to repeat soon! I contacted Missy via email and set up a time and she replied within the hour. I did this a week in advance. This lady is a true professional and highly intelligent make no mistake she is the real deal. We had a nice little conversation. She is just the most down to earth person that you will ever meet, she takes interests in her clients and really gets to know them. If she comes to your area, look her up you will not be one bit sorry. Like I said up top she is a true professional and holds her self to a very high standard.
When you enter you are welcomed by soft light and the smell of wildflowers. Once inside you are greeted by a lovely voice that makes you feel welcome. Within seconds she engages you to make you feel comfortable in the space. Conversation with Missy can be anything you want it to be. She can speak on any topic. But know your stuff cause she truly knows hers. After getting to know each other intellectually she guides you to a more comfortable space. She is soft, and very gorgeous. Her beautiful eyes look through you not just at you. The experience was magic. Her sweet smell, soft skin made my heart pound. I did not want it to end. Missy is my kind of women. Read her website and know what your getting first. I for one will be a regular.
Missy is a unique experience. She is well spoken, educated, opinionated, and loves spending time with others. Conversation flowed naturally and she met all expectations. What you see on her site is what you get. She fulfilled everything I wanted and needed. I could see her fulfilling roles. Her people skills are phenomenal and time with her will not disappoint.
Having had the pleasure of seeing Missy Mariposa several times, I can say that she is truly a rare breed among models. From the second you walk in the door, until the moment you leave, you will forget that you're paying her, but instead you’ll think you’re in the company of a great companion and friend. From the amazing lighting, to the essential oils being diffused into the air, she really knows how to create an atmosphere that oozes loving care. An excellent conversationalist, Missy never ceases to impress me with her intellect and wit. She is a genuinely caring sweetheart and kind soul. She is certainly hovering near the top of my list. Time with Missy Mariposa is not to be missed, if you can make it happen. 12 out of 10 stars!
It was early afternoon on a pleasant day. She opened the door. Dark curls of soft, gracefully scented hair bouncing above the shoulders of her simple little green and white dress. She wore very little makeup, none was needed. She offered an inviting gesture and a pleasing greeting with a hug and a peck. She stood barefooted and a little shorter than I expected. Her confidence was the first notable attribute. We sat down and talked. Her second notable attribute, easy in conversation. We spoke of politics, religion, history, In fact no topic I used to ease my discountenance caught her off guard. I had just entered the domain of an educated, intelligent self-confident lady.